- Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
- Friend: no.
20 hours ago with 48,812 notes
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
20 hours ago with 30,237 notes
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
20 hours ago with 177,918 notes
- Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
20 hours ago with 256,558 notes
